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  2. (Source: fauxpasdreams, via arujay)

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  3. lucifers-ass-cheek:

    posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1 (part 2)

    (via sayhellotopimpdaddydoctorg)

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  4. aeviternal-pneuma:

    officialfrenchtoast:

    finding out someone’s been talking shit about u

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    watch ur fkn back!!!

    (via on-pinsandneedles)

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  5. thisisradioactive:

    When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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    (via heart)

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  6. bussykiller:

    precumming:

    what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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    (Source: precumming, via fresh-static-sn0w)

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  7. neilnevins:

    hectorsalamanca:

    Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

    without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

    (Source: lalondes, via irreleph-ant)

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  8. transhumanisticpanspermia:

    kijikun:

    ollivander:

    DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

    Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

    SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

    (Source: arvidabystrom, via purr--plexed)

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    (Source: seinfeldia, via hopeful-fears)

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  11. jennakay:

    When you’re cutting wrapping paper and the scissors glides perfectly 

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    YEAH!

    (Source: jennakay, via heffalump-in-space)

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  12. (Source: clestroying, via unshaped)

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  13. motherdick:

    sgtsatine:

    randomweas:

    Did Someone Say Cake?

    I stared at these gifs for waaaaayyyyy longer than I should have.

    i’m high

    *drools on self

    (Source: randomweas.com)

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  14. blackumi:

    What in fucks name is this flying water

    (via cockgnitive-dissonance)

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  15. actionables:

    look at this picture

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    when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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    it’s a woman

    PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

    A WOMAN

    it took me 5 minutes to find her

    I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

    (via dumbscientist)

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